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We're busy preparing for our trip to Edinburgh now and we're recording our diary to keep our many satisfied customers satisfied. 

Touch in here every few days and see how things are shaping up.

By the time we get to Edinburgh we'll be doing it here on the net at least once a day
in addition to our nightly performances
at C soco
(where Chambers Street pokes South Bridge)
at 8.45 p.m.

You can experience us here hands-on (streamed via Broadband) or hands-free (MP3 download.) 

If you're having it away with your mobile during your stay in Edinburgh,
don't forget to tune in to our confidential
Theatre of Sex Podcasts on Telephone (ToSPoT) service: 
tospot.co.uk. 

 

Franny & Harm Groespecker's Audio Blogs

These little sessions are just about two minutes each. 
We can keep it up for much longer, of course,
but we've found that many of our clients can't. 

Wiggle your finger downwards for our latest turn-on.

Monday, 30th June 2008
Why the people of Edinburgh need our help.
Monday, 7th July 2008
Scottish terms explained: Hogmanay
Monday, 14th July 2008
Your questions answered: Sporran
Monday, 21st July 2008
Learning the language of the Scottish people: Haggis
Thursday, 24th July 2008
Scottish sports:  Tossing the Caber
Sunday, 27th July 2008
Scottish customs: Burns Night & The Tattoo
Monday, 28th July 2008
Accommodation in Edinburgh
Tuesday, 29th July 2008
Scottish demography:  big women and the East-West Divide
Wednesday, 30th July 2008
Franny & Harm perform all night every night of the Festival
Thursday, 31st July 2008
Lonesome in Edinburgh?  We can help you with performance opportunities. 
Friday, 1st August 2008
Festivalgoer's problem: my landlady keeps asking whether the son will come out during the Festival.
Saturday, 2nd August 2008
Festival chat-up lines:  Ask a Policeman.
Sunday, 3rd August 2008
Festivalgoer wants to invite people to her apartment but is worried about soundproofing.
Monday, 4th August 2008
Franny & Harm help a party of attractive young American cheerleaders visiting the Festival.
Tuesday, 5th August 2008
Listener problem:  I'm taking in a lodger.  Should I have implants?
Wednesday, 6th August 2008
How are Franny and Harm qualified to help you? 
Thursday, 7th August 2008
A visiting US astronaut looking for somewhere to blast off in Edinburgh.
Friday, 8th August 2008
Festval fashion:  are hemlines up or down this year? 
Saturday, 9th August 2008
Visitor staying in basement flat:  what to do with his gardening tools?
Sunday, 10th August 2008
The lone piper in Prince's Gardens asks whether he is abnormal. 
Monday, 11th August 2008
No performance today: Franny and Harm are performing all day instead. 
Tuesday, 12th August 2008
Festivalgoer enquiry:  further information about the Academy of Sexual Confidence
Wednesday, 13th August 2008

A festivalgoer asks about places for bird watchers in Edinburgh

Thursday, 14th August 2008
Festivalgoer is about to meet her internet date for the first time, after sis years of digital communications. 
Friday, 15th August 2008
My husband likes to touch me wearing rubber gloves.
Saturday, 16th August 2008
Festivalgoer exposes his recurring dream of being naked on Edinburgh streets. 
Sunday, 17th August 2008
Festival latecomer seeks performance opportunities
Monday, 18th August 2008
A regrettable incident in an Edinburgh restaurant.
Tuesday, 19th August 2008

A previous correspondent (astronaut) complains about the advice offered by Franny and Harm. 

Wednesday, 20th August 2008

Festivalgoer is afraid of taking a shower with her boyfriend. 

Thursday, 21st August 2008

A customer complaint about the advice for chatting up Edinburgh policemen (2nd August).

Friday, 22nd August 2008

Festivalgoer complains about Franny and Harm's advice as to whether the son would come out during the Festival (1st August).

Saturday, 23rd August 2008
Advice on how to spend the last few days of the Festival.
Sunday, 24th August 2008

Harm expresses concern at Franny's interest in a letter from a wolves supporter. 

Monday, 25th August 2008
A complaint about Harm's coaching of a young ladies' netball team. 
Tuesday, 26th August 2008
We'll be back to see you all very soon. 

Welcome Audio blog The Academy of Sexual Confidence Dear T o S Franny & Harm biographies Adults Only