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Franny Winters

Franny Winters was born in Sacremento to proud parents Rosa, Samuel and Frank. At the tender age of four, whilst foolishly flying a kite, hurricane Tiffany swept young Franny onto the Nevada Mountains. A hirsuite child, she was quickly adopted by a family of wild coyotes and only returned to civilisation when she was inadvertantly shot in a beaver hunt by her Father, Frank.

Her subsequent TV exposure revealed her to be a natural communicator with both humans, animals and the American public. She was quickly given her own pet training show and by the age of fifteen her TV programme Puppy Love was a ratings winner, however, her follow up show Pussy Love really shot her into the publics’ eye giving her the sweet taste of international success.

Overcome by the pressures of fame, Franny fled to the south of France, Alabama, where she hid from the spotlight to “regain her inner wolf” and concentrate on writing. Six books, ninety eight lovers, and three months later she had not only regained her inner wolf but had discovered her inner jack rabbit. Her new passion sent her on a trail of discovery from the sexual pastimes of the Peruvian mountain men, to the athletic acrobats of the Crimean People’s Circus resulting in five marriages and two civil partnerships making her the ideal prophet of modern relationship success she is today.

Harm Groespecker

The fourteenth son of Ad Groespecker (of Groespecker’s Patented Re-usable Condoms), the precocious little boy from Slotervaart, a suburb of Amsterdam,  enchanted passers by singing adaptations of nursery rhymes, such as “How much is that lady in the window?”, from his pram.

Seduced on the eve of his fourteenth birthday, Harm was excited by the cinematic possibilities of the encounter, and that summer shot his first movie “Thunderboobs Are Go!” on Super 8.  After seeing Bergman’s Wild Strawberries, Harm was inspired to compose his thesis on mankind’s existential burden,”Zijn Lading”  (Trans: “His Load”), but frustrated by technical limitations, he was driven to shoot it over and over again.

The rest is history.  Hot D’Or followed Hot D’Or, and a new career beckoned when he worked with his future wife Franny Winters filming “Nancy’s With Wolves”. His frank enthusiasm and pragmatism about sex inspired Franny to tour The Naked Truth.

Books

A celebration of womanhood, this in-depth study of the subleties of the female psyche delves into the sensitivity, compassion and duplicitous cunning woven into the template of the feminine mind. Bitchtastic! is only available on request to women only.
Heavy Petting. An examination into the often misunderstood world of pets and their over-zealous owners. Using genuine examples of owners who have become too fond of their pooches or vice versa, Franny sets out safety guidelines, highlights legal loopholes and offers invaluable advice on the general ins and outs of such a relationship.

Welcome Audio blog The Academy of Sexual Confidence Dear T o S Franny & Harm biographies Adults Only